Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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