ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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