So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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