lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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