People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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