Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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