I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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