Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he was CRYING into my vagina
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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