Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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