so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
His hands were made for my vagina.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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