Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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