Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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