i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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