Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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