I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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