If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
