If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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