found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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