Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
