shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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