Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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