Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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