He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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