i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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