we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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