This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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