Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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