You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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