This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Enjoy the penises
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Randomize
