You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I am available for nakedness
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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