Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I am naked and annoyed.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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