Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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