He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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