I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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