He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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