I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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