I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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