In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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