Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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