Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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