Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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