if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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