This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's official drugs can't kill me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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