Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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