I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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