Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
