Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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