Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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