Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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