It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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