do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
