remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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