If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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You. Win. At. Life.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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