Hey man sorry I got all grabby
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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