You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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