i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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