ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
